Let’s go on an adventure.
This is beautiful
it’s the christmas you always dream of
I just like this joke too much to let it go
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
"Oh, oh, oh…", Newt exclaimed around a mouthful of donut, "and yesterday, he booped the little fucker!"
Tendo furrowed his brow. “Booped?”
"You know," Newt continued as he chewed, gesturing with his half-eaten breakfast. "Tapped it on the nose and said, ‘boop!’"
The LOCCENT officer casually flicked an errant crumb off his station. “Hermann said ‘boop’.” He arched an eyebrow. “Hermann Gottlieb.”
Newt shrugged. “Ok, he didn’t say ‘boop’. But I know he was thinking it!”
Tendo rubbed his temples and sighed.
The biologist started to get agitated. “Dude, it’s weird, ok?”
"Newt, all morning you’ve told me how Hermann has pet the cat, fed the cat, and let the cat sit on his desk."
"Where it stared at me for an hour!"
Tendo glanced mournfully at his near-empty cup of coffee. He should have brought an extra mug. Interacting with Newt always required an extra mug. “That’s all totally normal for someone who likes cats!”
Newt crossed his arms and huffed. “Hermann’s not allowed to like anything.”
Tendo sighed again. “Man, are you even listening to yourself?”
Newt threw up his hands. “You know what I mean! He’s all weird now.”
"Uh huh. I think you’re just jealous."
The blush was immediate. “What? No! Fuck you, man!”
Tendo laughed, “Look, if he starts dressing it up in little matching old-man sweaters, then come back and we’ll talk.”
Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.
Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!
This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context.
Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules.
i admire your ability to retain information, you sick fuck